congregation of the bored

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Episode 12 - Break in...

I was old enough to be her father, but here I was, hanging on a piece of wire as thin as thread, suspended 40 storeys above certain death, staring in through the window into Lukinor's living room. I took out the tiny glass cutter her real father got me, and I placed it on the window. The glass cutter was, again, the size of a child's toy. Yet, it was supposed to cut a hole in the glass a meter in diameter. Justin's equipment had never failed me yet, i didn't think it was going to fail me now.

I placed the little disc on the glass, and pressed the button on the top. And like magic, two little arms extended from the center of the disc and cut a perfect circle in the glass, just the right size for me to get into. Amazing. Justin had so much amazing equipment that amazing was starting to bore me.

I squeezed through the hole. I was in Lukinor's apartment now.

I unclipped the little thread that prevented me from falling to my death. Silently, stealthily, I crept around her house, planting little button sized cameras at strategic locations. Places where I'ld be able to watch her eating, lounging, watching television, etc.

After I had covered her entire house, I stood at her bedroom door. I knew what lay behind. Lukinor did, and of course, the Holy Grail of all perverts, Lukinor's shower.

Slowly, so slowly, I opened her door a crack, and slid into her bedroom. Her bedroom was dark, but the night vision of my goggles gave me almost perfect vision. I crept over to her dresser, a massive table that faced the bed. I had to keep reminding myself that I had a mission to do, to keep myself from being distracted from the rise and fall of Lukinor's perfect bosom. Damn... i hated being on missions that involved depriving me of checking out beautiful women...

I placed the button of a camera under the dresser, where I knew it would give me an excellent view of the bed. Just as I put the camera in place, it all went wrong. Her alarm went off...

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