congregation of the bored

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Episode 14 - Purgatory...

The chopper dropped me off where it picked me up, and as quickly as it had come, it dissappeared into the sky, leaving nothing but a memory of it's existence.

I padded back to my car, a worn old man looking for answers from a bubbling young beauty. I really was too old for this. I could actually just walk away from this, i already had the money in my pocket. And what would a few thousand hurt Justin the billionaire? I'ld be rich, I'ld be happy, so what was stopping me?

But I couldn't turn away. I was his last hope of joy before he died. And I wouldn't really be happy, despite my long line of ancestors who grew up without guilt, somehow within the hollowed bones of my ribs lay a heart. And with a heart, I would never run from the guilt forever. If I betrayed him now, there'ld be no way I'ld be able to face myself in the mirror. Damn... sometimes I really wished that devil whispering in my ear would find a way to murder my conscience..

I drove back home in silent purgatory, enduring the epic battle between my conscience and my wallet. I had been running around for a sad old man for only a day, but I was so tired of this. All I wanted to do now was to rest.

I clambered up the creaking staircase and opened the door to room 69 (no, i didn't pick this number, it was given to me). After a quick shower to get rid of the black cream on my face, I set my alarm for 2pm. I had come to realize what this mission meant to me now. Tomorrow I would carry on the mission, moving on to the next two obstacles, Lukinor's gym and her club. Tomorrow I would go on persuading myself that I could actually do what I used to do 30 years ago. Tomorrow I would continue to pretend to be a young man aged 56.

Tomorrow would be another step to cleanse my soul.

And with that thought lingering in my mind, I closed my eyes, and let sleep claim me for 6 hours before the next chapter of my life began.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Episode 13 - Break Out...

Damn... I had about 2 seconds to hide the 70 kilograms of fat I call my body. I hit the floor as quickly and silently as i could, and wriggled my way over to the foot of her bed then slid underneath.

Lukinor was taking her time to shut off the alarm. I could feel her stirring in the bed above me. My breath came in hard rasps. My heart was beating so hard I thought she'ld be able to feel my heartbeat through the bed. I had dreamt of this situation before, where she was on top and on the bed. The only difference from the dream and reality was that in the dream the bed was under us and not between us. So much for dreams.

Lukinor's beautiful feet padded down onto the carpet just beside my face. Finally she shut off the alarm. The incessant blaring of her alarm clock was starting to get onto my nerves.

How could i possibly have taken so long to set up the cameras? Or did she wake up before she was supposed to?

After what seemed like an eternity Lukinor got off the bed. She walked the 10 meters or so to the bathroom. Even in the pajamas I could see she had a FANTASTIC figure. Then I realized in effect my mission had already failed. I didn't manage to tag the bathroom... DAMN...

The moment the bathroom door shut i rolled out from under the bed. I crept over to the bedroom door and stole my way out. I allowed myself a brief sweep of the area to make sure I left everything the way it was before I came in. I heard the shower turn on. The pang of regret that I hadn't been able to put the camera in the shower hit me again.

I crept over to the window from which I had first broken in. Justin's glass cutter was still attached to the circle of glass I had cut to come in. According to Justin, those little arms didn't just cut the glass, they put the glass back too. Yet another amazing invention specially for the amazing Justin Twubber. I attached the little wire to my belt again, and climbed out the window. I slotted the glass into place, and lo and behold, the arms spun in their little circle once again and merged the circle with the rest of the glass flawlessly. Wow. Why didn't the Special Forces have such equiment?

I gave one last, longing look in the direction of Lukinor's bedroom door, maybe hoping she'ld emerge naked. When that didn't happen, I tugged the cord and dissappeared to the roof of the building.

Well... looks like I wouldn't be getting any nude shots of Lukinor. At least I could watch her now, and maybe this would give me some answers.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Episode 12 - Break in...

I was old enough to be her father, but here I was, hanging on a piece of wire as thin as thread, suspended 40 storeys above certain death, staring in through the window into Lukinor's living room. I took out the tiny glass cutter her real father got me, and I placed it on the window. The glass cutter was, again, the size of a child's toy. Yet, it was supposed to cut a hole in the glass a meter in diameter. Justin's equipment had never failed me yet, i didn't think it was going to fail me now.

I placed the little disc on the glass, and pressed the button on the top. And like magic, two little arms extended from the center of the disc and cut a perfect circle in the glass, just the right size for me to get into. Amazing. Justin had so much amazing equipment that amazing was starting to bore me.

I squeezed through the hole. I was in Lukinor's apartment now.

I unclipped the little thread that prevented me from falling to my death. Silently, stealthily, I crept around her house, planting little button sized cameras at strategic locations. Places where I'ld be able to watch her eating, lounging, watching television, etc.

After I had covered her entire house, I stood at her bedroom door. I knew what lay behind. Lukinor did, and of course, the Holy Grail of all perverts, Lukinor's shower.

Slowly, so slowly, I opened her door a crack, and slid into her bedroom. Her bedroom was dark, but the night vision of my goggles gave me almost perfect vision. I crept over to her dresser, a massive table that faced the bed. I had to keep reminding myself that I had a mission to do, to keep myself from being distracted from the rise and fall of Lukinor's perfect bosom. Damn... i hated being on missions that involved depriving me of checking out beautiful women...

I placed the button of a camera under the dresser, where I knew it would give me an excellent view of the bed. Just as I put the camera in place, it all went wrong. Her alarm went off...